Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Coney Island Mermaid Parade 2009

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Oh Summer, that blessed time of year where it rains, rains, and pours, and is gray, and then rains some more, and you are lucky if it is in the high 60's..(oh is that the sun?..oh no it is the street lights turning on)...WAIT..That is not summer! What is going on, people?? The day before the Official First-day-of-Summer, and I am wearing a rain coat, muck boats, and carrying a stolen umbrella (which I kind of lost)???
Well, rain or shine the show must go on..and Uni-quness stops for noone and NOBODY… We will literally not allow the weather to rain out our Mermaid Parade!
So upon the N train we go, speeding at colossal MTA speeds, on our way to beautiful Coney Island. Upon arrival, the rain decides to give everyone a break just long enough to leave the shelter of the train terminal. Open air, open the flood gates!! Police barricades abound in straight lines on either side of the main stretch...ah..we spot a prime vantage point in which to fully visual exploit parade goers. Pressed up against a wet police barricade, umbrellas intertwined to form a beautiful double humped tent of sorts, we await the main event...until the quintessential New York experience happens to cross our happy little faces...
A woman picks up her 9 year old kid and launches him with all of her meager force between us and the barricade.(she literally shoved him into us)..Umbrella to camera. (nice, expensive, no-joke type camera)...I politely ask her "Excuse me we are standing here and your son is smashing the camera with the umbrella" She ignores me..so I politely rephrase "Hey Lady what the **** we are standing here, can you please move your kid over to the side? He is scratching the camera" of which she responds with a lack of response, but with a devilish smirk.  What ever happened to "excuse me, do you mind if my son can stand in front of you to watch the parade?"(of which we would have considered it..and eventually yielded)  All I could think of how sad I was for the poor child, who's mother has decided that his role in life should be that of a battering ram (in this current economic climate, that job does not pay)...
Upon conclusion of this mildly violent interlude, we decide our attentions and sensibility is best fixed with a drink of some sorts of an inside a place with a non leaking roof...Coney Island Freak Bar here we come!

This is where we caught two lovely Mermaids…

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Jessie Engelman
Do you live in NY?
No.
Where do you live?
Milwaukee, WI! (Yay Beer and Cheese!)..Ooh! I just moved there from NY.
So, how long did you live in NY before Milwaukee?
Five years.
And did you come back specifically for the Mermaid Parade?
Yes ma'am!
Wow! So you're a regular.
Yes.
Tell me a little about your costume.
Well, I wanted to go for a little theme, so I decided to go with a
Geisha... y'know with a wig, I don't have a fin... but...
Your wig is really awesome, where did you get that from?
Her collection. (laughter)
What is your favorite food or favorite place to eat in NY?
I have to pick one?
Yes. If you could go and eat there right now, all expenses paid.
I'm gonna go with something general.. I live in Washington Heights, and Mike's Bagels is the best bagels in the city... I know it's
not expensive fancy or anything, but I love it.
And who would you say is your favorite actor at this time as far as movies, someone you admire?
Johnny Depp.
What do you do for work?
I'm in the retail industry.

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Miranda Fidler
Are you also in Milwaukee right now?
No I live in Manhattan.
How long have you lived in NY?
Five years.
Where did you move here from originally?
Chicago.
If you had to put the cities side by side, how would you rate NY as opposed to Chicago?
I love NY more because there's way, way more to do... The thing I like about Chicago is that it's growing all the time... It's sort of coming into it's own now, and finally developing... But, it's too small compared to NY... I would get too bored there. And the weather in the winter is horrible, it's so cold!  But it is one of the cleanest cities I've ever been to.  It's amazing how clean Chicago is.
How is the public transportation system?
They have the L… It's a lot more simplistic than our subway system, but it's pretty clean and easy to navigate through.
If there's one thing that you could change about Manhattan or NY, what would it be?
Hmm, I don't know... I love it so much I don't think I would change anything because anything that's negative makes it part of it's character I guess.
Can you tell me a little about your outfit, what inspired you?
I made a pirate-mermaid... or a mer-pirate?  Usually I'm a mermaid every year but I wanted to do something different.
Did you make your costume?
I did. Yes, I sewed the dress.
How long did it take you?
Umm.... A couple nights. I've been sewing for about fifteen years.
What is your passion in life? Are you living your passion?
I'm trying to live it... I design fine textiles for a living... I want to do more fashion design or Textile Design.
Is it upholstery?
Bedding... Quilts....
What brought you here today?
It's tradition now. It's my fifth time. No matter what the weather is I'm here every year.
Die hard.

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As if by a pure miracle of nature, perhaps Poseidon himself, the rain slowed...then stopped! and the Parade commenced.
The still gray, now dry sky made three sea nymphs pop right off the pavement.

Janine, Kristen, & Natalie
Can you tell me a little bit about your costumes? What are you?
We're the Funkadelic Fish Flambe (duh)
So what is the ideology behind this?
We wanted to be tropical fish, bright and colorful, but we also love Marti Gras and that whole thing, so we got the masks and decided to kind of combine everything.
So are you from NY?
Janine: Not originally. Pittsburg.
Kristin: I grew up in Long Island.
Natalie: New Jersey.
Have you been frequenting the Mermaid Parade every year?
This is our second year marching.
Do you usually do it together?
We plan to but this is the first time we all made it together.
How long did it take you to get your costumes together?
A couple months. We were dreaming about it for a while.
How did the brainstorming work behind it?
Kristin: We're all creative and into arts, so we're kind of always brainstorming. You see something on the internet that inspires you, or something that you're walking by in the store and you're like "Oh my god that would be great!"
You said that you guys are into arts. What kind of work do you do?
Janine: We're all graphic designers.
Is graphic design your main passion?
Well, we're in children’s publishing so we're all like overgrown kids.
Is there anything you don't like about NY?
Janine: Making the subways work better late at night.

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Well, I do not know about you all, but all of this excitement, and street drinking, has tuckered this little gal out.  Off to the train were we meet Jacobie Rose in her Steam Punked Regailia.

Jacobie Rose
Tell me a little bit about your outfit.
So basically I'm going as a steam-punk mermaid. It's like neo-Victorian, kind of industrial. I've done this a couple of years in a row and I always have some sort of theme. Last year I was glam, like Esther Williams.
So you made everything?
Yes.
I really like it, it's very Mad Max.
Thanks, hehe.
So what do you do?
I'm a dancer. That's why a came to the city ... I live in NY.
Are you originally from NY?
No, I'm from Long Island.
How long have you lived here?
About three years now.
How do you like your experience so far in the city?
It's been interesting. The whole bad economy thing has taken some of the fun out of it. It's a really tough time for dancers and artists in general.
So what kind of dancing do you do?
Well I'm ballet trained... modern, jazz... a little hip hop. I was an Irish dancer for five years and competed ......So a little bit of everything.
How do you feel about what's going on in Coney Island as far as them buying the land, getting rid of it, and then not having the money to deal with it, and then the Mermaid Parade happens again this year?
It's scary because every year I think this could be the last time that we get a chance to come out and do this and it is kind of frustrating... It seems like all the good things that make this area really interesting and unique they try and take away.
Do you feel like the cultural outlets that made New York, like the arts and entertainment, and the actual freedom of expression is diminishing?
I think that's happening everywhere really. Unfortunately it's hard to sustain that kind of stuff. But... I mean people want to see this, they want to come out, but even still I guess maybe not as many people are showing up and supporting it, I don't know if that's the cause or if it's just about the money, I don't know.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
I like to listen to the commentaries in movies... I'm interested in how they made the costume design and set design and art direction... I do a lot of nerd stuff... Any time I can dress up in a costume, I will.
Anyone who's interesting is a nerd.
Yeah.
It's totally true.
So yeah.... I said it... NERDS are COOL!

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Air Guitar Championships – New York City Leg

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Bowery Ballroom, NYC

The competition opened up to a roaring crowd. The air smelled of beer, Halitosis (excuse me, breath mints are your friend, dude standing behind me heavy breathing on my neck), and guys who believe in those Axe body products advertisements (seriously! my eyes were burning! and no girl is going to rip off her clothes when she is blinded by terrible cologne, unless of course she is being paid -or- you are Johnny Depp, but we all know he smells like angel wings...oh Johnny).

Born to Rock was the MC.

The Celebrity Judges:
Hot Lixx Hulahan (last years WORLD Champion)
Josh Lucas (Some hot Actor that I have seen in Failure to Launch..yeah...I watched it and what!)
Jason Sudeikis (Saturday Night Live)

The scoring of this competition was based on:
1) Technical Merit - how proficient the "air guitarist" is at faking it
2) Stage Presence - how excited the crowd gets, and level of showmanship for man or woman.
3)"Airness" (I don't really know what that meant but it did sound cool)
The scoring was a 4 to 6 Olympic scale and that evening's winner would go to DC to compete for a chance against 25 others for the WORLD Championships in Finland.

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Mitt Um Lou
Mitt's friends did allot of work adding the ambiance to this Air Guitar routine (um, I guess that is what you would call it...maybe air set is better??)
Score
Jason Sudeikis 5.5 stating " it lost steam"
Josh Lucas: 4.6
Hot Lixx: 5.3 announcing to the audience that the performance was reminiscent of "family Double Dare"

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Sand Jar the Destroyer(STD)
Score
Jason Sudeikis 5.7.."we want more STDs"
Josh Lucas 5.7... " the reason I got out of air guitar"
Hot Lixx 5.8 ..."such a dose of Airosity"

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Snake Wayne (who's father wrote the song "It's a Beautiful Morning")
Score
Josh Lucas: 4.6
Hot Lixx 5.3 ..." the mark of a good Air guitar routine is at the end of it you have a mustache not loose it" (in Snake's defense he did reclaim his fallen faux facial hair at the end of his air set)
Jason Sudeikis 5.1 ..."it is the Air Guitar Championships not the Hair Guitar Championships..."

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Fender Splendor
Score
Hot Lixx 5.8.. " this is what I come to see..complete sexual awkwardness"
Jason Sudeikis 5.7.. "I am going to give you an extra point cuz i did not know you were a girl"
Josh Lucas 5.7 (base on technical merit)

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Baby Face Fiasto
Score
Josh Lucas 4.4
Hot Lixx 5.1
Jason Sudeikis 4.7 ..."this is what happens to Mclovin when he grows up..."

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Dr. Ract-a-Puss
Score
Josh Lucas 5.0 .." makes no sense" (referring to the score he gave for the mild preformance)
Hot Lixx 5.3
Jason Sudeikis 5.2 (admited the score was based on the fear of being beat)

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Mirtova
Score
Hot Lixx 5.2 like a "Maxim Model Shoot"
Josh Lucas 4.8
Jason Sudeikis 5.0 "thank you for leaving the kitchen...and the lawyer's office"

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San Francisco's Own Ricky Stink Finger
Score
Hot Lixx 5.1
Jsoh Lucas 5.3
Jason Sudeikis 5.4 " San Francisco's loss is our loser"

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Sleny Medley
Score
Josh Lucas 5.4 "technically great"
Hot Lixx 5.8
Jason Sudeikis 5.6 "felt dark in a good way"

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William Ocean
AMAZING...really I got chills!
Score
Josh Lucas 5.9
Hot Lixx 5.9 "most worthy adversary"
Jason Sudeikis 5.8 "buy your boy some shorts..that was fresh"

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David Reed Roth
Score
Hot Lixx 5.4 "too cool for air guitar"
Josh Lucas 5.1
Jason Sudeikis 5.6"You should be in a real band"

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Fat People (in case you are wondering, yes this is the guy who did the beer bong on the stage)
Score
Jason Sudeikis 4. Who cares.
Hot Lixx 5.0
Josh Lucas 5.2
Heir to the Throne (last years winner of the New York leg of the competetion)

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Hysteria
Score
Josh Lucas 5.6
Hot Lixx 5.4
Jason Sudeikis 5.6 "rock out with your vagina in"

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Juris Rockter
Score Josh Lucas 5.1
Jason Sudeikis 5.3
Hot Lixx 5.4 "fall on your face then fall on your face again"
Jason Sudeikis audience 2.3 for parting like the red sea when he did a stage dive...yes he landed on his face twice..

William Ocean was rightfully crowned New York’s Representative to travel further along the way to the final leg in Finland..
If you would like to follow this competition log on to: http://www.usairguitar.com/
Hopefully this will spark in those special few of you reading this...who always knew they were destined for greatness.. a small spark that will one day grow into a flame that will light you bum on fire and cause you to get up enough Guitarzans to enter and display your Airness to the world....

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Dance Parade 2009

EXPRESS YOURSELF!
What better way is there to do so than to shake what yo' Mama gave you!
No really, dance is one of the very first forms of communication and expression, and for 3 years the Dance Parade of New York City has been boogying expressively down the streets of the East Village, bringing people of diverse back grounds together in a writhing steam of boogie-lush-iosity....
http://danceparade.org/EE/
"The third annual New York City Dance Parade will attract nearly 7,000 dancers and twice as many supporters to the streets of Manhattan Saturday, May 16 in celebration of culture, community and the art of movement.
“Dance [Parade] brought about a feeling of unity and celebration I haven’t felt in New York in a long time,’ says Laura Graham, Dance Parade participant, she continues, ‘Dance Parade cut across ethnic, geographical and age delineation through one of the city’s greatest and most diverse art forms.” -press release
St Marks Place was a swarm of colorful dress, glowing faces, and body moving grooves, as the parade progressed down to Tompkins Square park.
Upon reaching the park, dancers and dance schools were ready to instruct you an nearly 700 different kinds of dance, while performance artists displayed their craft in the park and high flying feats of flexibility were observed by an awe struck crowd. (God, I wish I could do that!)
If you have a chance to participate or go next year, this is a must-not-miss experience. It was truly visual Prozac..it chased all spectators’ blues away (with minimal side effects).
Parade Listing

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

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Yay!! Games and sugar filled ankle bitters running through a maze of neon lights...The flash of incandescent bulbs blind you, even on a sunny day.... Ear drum bursting mayhem pumps from the many rides who's sole purpose is to make you throw up..and if you have 50 cents this is where you would go to pee (not where you would want to but..)...Welcome to the Coney Island Midway home of Astroland, where we meet our next fun loving group of uni-que style.

Tiffany, Hai-Hsin, and Greg

Tiffany (spirit animal The dinosaur) Moved to new york 6 months ago from Taiwan to join her friend Hai-Hsin(spirit animal Bird), who has been here for two years. Greg (spirit animal Labrador Retriever)  moved to New York two years ago, all the way from St. Louis Missouri.

How do you like living in New York?
Tiffany:
  I like it a lot.
Hai-Hsin:  I like it very much.
Greg:  I love NY.
Is there anything about NY you don't like?
Tiffany:
  The weather changes a lot.
Hai-Hsin:  The subway is too dirty.(Amen)
Greg:
  The subway in the summer is really sticky and sweaty and gross.
If you could sum up your life in the title of a book, what would it be?
Tiffany:  Maybe "Wow!"
Hai Hsin:  A book?
Yeah.
Hai-Hsin:  It would be my name.
Greg:  I don't know...  "A long and winding road".
So what is your passion?
Greg:  My passion is art.
What kind of art do you do?
Greg:  Performance and video art.
Hai-Hsin:  Art also.....I'm a painter.
What medium do you use?
Hai-Hsin:  Oils.
What kind of subject matter?  Do you do people? abstract? or...
Hai-Hsin:  Figurative.
Tiffany:  I studied illustration before, but now I do graphic design.
What's your passion?
Tiffany:  Umm... To be... someone like my boss.
If you wanted someone to know anything about you that's reading this,
what would it be?
Tiffany:
  Umm....  My illustration.
HC:  My art.
Greg:  I guess about my art.

If you would like to be a wish maker take a look at the links below: 

yichiehwang.com
www.gregglouisart.com

hhhuang.com

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Leif Covington: from Bushwick, Bkln. Spirit animal: Miniature Pinscher. "They're fun, they're totally aggressive, yet they're pretty small, and well under control.

Coney Island's boardwalk is definitely a great place to people watch... or be watched (just hope it is not by that creepy all gums dude with one tooth that is literally undressing you with his eyes... EWE!). You would be surprised by who (or what) might pass you by. A uni-que individual who oozes effortless style may happen by you. For instance, Leif Covington.

Are you originally from NY?
No... I've been in NY for four years....Love it!
If you could sum your New York experience in a sentence, what would it be?
Crushing, but totally rewarding.
Do you have a Pet?
Two miniature pinschers. Otto and William.
Can you tell me about what you're wearing?
Right now I'm wearing flip flops from Quicksilver, Selvidge denim jeans, and a linen shirt.
How would you describe your style aesthetic?
Functional, but fun.
What is your life philosophy?
Getting awesome, and trying to, every day ... and living the dream. (YES WE CAN!!!)
What's your favorite food?
Probably Pad Thai, or Prawn King (Thai Food).
What would you like people to know about you?
Hopefully that they could see my creativity... My end-all goal is to be a creative director in a gallery, so hopefully those aspects come true.
How did you get into the gallery field?
I hire illustrators, photographers and designers for CD packaging. I (currently) work for a record label.


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hurray! The first warm weekend of spring, and where would you rather be than Coney Island... (Maui, Barbados, Miami, Belize, Turks & Caicos...etc) ...umm... well at least at Coney there are waves, sand and, lets face it, it is much cheaper to go to Coney Island!.. and you can really not beat all of the options to help a lady or gent, fat roll out of there bikini bottoms and end ass up in the sand! Yay! Dipped and Fried and oh my, my, my! Hot Dog!.. I digress...
Speaking of indulging the need to feed, at Coney Island Surf & Grill, we spotted this Uni-que pair cozying up to the bar.

Mimi Nutt & Daniel
Spotted at Coney Island. Daniel currently resides in Gramercy Park, Manhattan. Mimi resides in Sugar Hill, Harlem.

Are you From NY?


Daniel: I'm from NY.
Mimi: I'm sort of from NY, I've lived here for four years, originally from a little town called Newton Massachusetts.
So how do you like NY so far?
Mimi: So far, I love it!
If you were an animal what would you be?
Mimi: A liger.
A Liger? Why?
Mimi: I'm totally joking, I always wanted to say that. I would be a... fish.
Why?
Mimi: Because fish travel in schools and I like to be with other people.
Daniel: Yeah you like to roll deep with heads.
Daniel: I've been told that my animal is a frog... Only when I smile. I have a really goofy smile which reminded my cousins of Kermit. I don't really like frogs, they're a little gross for me, so I don't know, what other animal could I be? I'll go with frog.
If you could name the title of a book from your entire life, what would it be?
Mimi: "Notes From the Nutthouse". My last name is Nutt.
What do you do? What is your passion?
Mimi: I am a poet/MC. And I also run a non-profit with my sister for orphans in Uganda.
Darren: I also do poetry, and I like playing with legos.
Yes!
Legos are the building blocks of the imagination, and a personal style... hmm, Très
intéressant!!!


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

V A C A T I O N

Uni-form will be on vacation until after Memorial Day. We'll be back some time next week.

See you in the summertime!

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